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MALAYSIAN GP (SO DULL / GAME OVER)
SAT
(PLAINTIFF)HEI ALO:THEY BLOCKED US!
FIA:E? O? EN!
(DEFENDANT)KOV:WAS I?
HAM:I DIDN'T SEE U.
RESULT:KOV AND HAM DROP 5 PLACES ON THE GRID.
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F PIT
MAS:HA HA. HO HO. OH YEAH.
FERRARI:SO STUPID!
(KIMI IS STILL...)
GOD:I KOWN.
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SUN
HOST:NO RAIN.
MAS:NO!
RAI:THANKS GOD.
KUB:BMW IS BETTER THAN MC.
KOV:THE RIGHT BUTTON. HA HA.
BAHRAIN GP
AUDIENCE:DULL AGIAN.
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MOSLEY:OMG.
TODT:HEY SCHUMI. HAVE U SEEN THE NEWSPAPER?
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RAI:RACE? RACE! OH, I KNOW. (DRUNK TOO MUCH YESTERDAY.)
FERRARI:GO GO KIMI.
MAS...
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ALO:HEY HEY.
HAM:WHAT!!!
HOST:WOW! GOOD WORK ALONSO!
AUDIENCE:ALONSO IS STILL WALKING. HA HA.
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(THE LIST):1.BMW 2.FERRARI
HAM:ALONSO! -
ALO:THIS IS MY STORY.
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MC:COME TO US.
ALO:OK.
ALO:I WENT TO MC TWO YEARS AGO.
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ALO:NO, NO. THAT WAS A BIG MISTAKE.
ALO:I HATE MY MATE.
(HAM WAS BEATING ALO.) MC:BRAVO.
ALO:KIMI BEAT ME.
RAI:HIGH RP.
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RENAULT:COME BACK BABY!
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ALO:IT'S MY REAL HOME.
RENAULT:CHOOSE UR MATE.
ALO:GREAT CAR.
ALO:THESE WERE WHAT I USED TO HAVE. AND I WILL ENJOY THEM BEFORE LONG. HA HA.
SPORTS CHANNEL HOST:KIMI BEAT ALONSO AGAIN!
HOST:WILL HE WIN THE NEXT RACE AND EVEN THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE YEAR? STAY TUNED!
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JOHNNIE WALKER: KEEP WALKING 2006
(KIMI APPEARS) AUDIENCE:WOW!
AUDIENCE:I LOVE U! (KIMI IS SHY.)
MAS:HI EVERYBODY, I'M KIMI'S TEAMMATE. IF YOU WANT TO BUY KIMI'S PHOTO ON WHICH HE WAS DRUNK. CALL ME! JUST $10!
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JOHNNIE WALKER: KEEP WALKING 2007
ALO:WALKING, WALKING.
AUDIENCE:SO FAT. SO SHORT. NO NECK.
ALO:WHY!
HOST:PHOTOS OF ALONSO AND HIS GIRLFRIEND.
AUDIENCE A:I DON'T CARE.
AUDIENCE C & I:ME TOO.
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HOST:WELCOME BACK.
HOST:BAD NEWS! ALONSO WILL STILL KEEP WALKING. GOOD NEWS! ALONSO WILL COME BACK TO RENAULT.
KIMI:MORE WINE. MORE GIRLS.
MAS:I LOVE FERRARI.
ALO:BEAT U. BEAT U. BEAT U.
HAM:BUY MY BOOK. (LEGEND OF ME.)
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(WRITTEN BY MSC.)
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FIA:MONEY, MONEY.
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LOOKING FORWARD TO 2008
COMMERCIAL TIME:BRIDGESTONE IS WITH U.
AUSTRALIAN GP (BEAUTIFUL TRAP)
MAS:HA HA. I WANT A CHAMPIONSHIP FOR MY LOVELY WIFE.
FERRARI:CARELESS MAN.
(IN THE PIT, MAS IS CRYING.)
RAI:AT LEAST YOUR CAR IS WORKING.
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RAI:HI GIRLS.
(AFTER A LONG REST, KIMI IS MUCH FATTER.)
HOST:KIMI'S CAR FAILED AGAIN!!!
RAI:OH MY GOD!
(AWFUL BEGINNING)
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HAM:HO HO, NO ALONSO.
HAM:LA LA LA, NO1, NO1, I AM NO1.
(ING FOR F1)
ALO:HEY I'M STILL HERE. (FROM TV)
HAM:GHOST!